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Sep
27
I do not think the owners of this car know how very much I want their automobile…
Sep
21
Basically I’m just waiting for the new Blade Runner. I’m going to wait in the lobby until October 6th, eating nachos and drinking Sonoma County wine.
Sep
13
I LOVE HAVING DOGS.
Sep
01
This used to be a mustachioed bunny I made. Now, thanks to La Didada, it is an amorphous blob. Thanks, Didada! 🐾🐾🦈
Aug
27
I can’t help but wonder if the entirety of the Brazil nut industry consists of growing them, putting them in Assorted Mixed Nuts, and having consumers throw them away… Like someone keeps telling the growers, “Good job! Keep it up! Everyone LOVES these! Look how many we sell every year!” They’re the Participant Award of the nut world.
Aug
26
This is my dear friend Sophie, who is one of the bestest humans on the planet, and who does not suffer fools. At all. Watch out, Las Vegas.
Aug
19
How it should be: “This beautiful Dragon explodes in my heart and I will not properly draw breath until it is mine!” Shop: “This clearly was created specifically for you and you should take it home right now!” How it is: “I don’t have that kind of money.” They said make an offer, but the artist deserves full price for this glorious creation, and I’m not going to deny them a single penny.
Aug
09
this was the only moment during our day doing crazy obstacle courses super high in the air that it occurred to me that maybe I didn’t actually want to go even higher up. but that only lasted a few seconds. 😀😀😀
Jul
27
